There are many reasons to gather at the festive table with relatives and friends. It’s hard to imagine such holidays without exquisite treats, delicious drinks and sincere wishes. Toasts can be short and capacious, or long and poetic. Some of them are intended only for adult companies, while others should not be pronounced at all at the table.
When Anna was 50 years old, her husband decided to joke at the festive table on this day. He uttered a very unusual toast, which put the jubilee and all the guests who came to an uncomfortable position.
Raising the glass, the husband said: “My dear wife! Raising this glass, I want to drink for your fifty years. This is the age when a woman looks like a plum. I don’t drink for your forty years, when you were tart and strong, like Russian vodka. I don’t drink for your thirty years when you were like a playful cat. I drink for twenty years, when you were juicy and tasty, like a ripe apple! ”
After such a toast, instead of the clinking of glasses at the table, an awkward silence reigned.
